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==Trivia==
There are two "[[Easter Egg]]" (or joke) reels with Deckard Cain. There's the Deckard Cain Rap from when [[Diablo II]] was new, and also the Deckard Cain SatNav from April Fool's 2010.[http://diablo.incgamers.com/blog/comments/deckard-cain-gps-voice-pack/]
===Deckard Cain GPS Voice Pack===
::''Hello my friend. Fasten your seatbelt and listen.
:[ping-ping]
::''That red light up ahead marks a place of grave danger. Do not stop! [acceleration sounds and a crash]
:[ping-ping]
::''In four point two miles, turn right, on Lincoln. Then move to the left lane to prepare for a turn on to Hay Street. Your destination will be a half-mile on the right. I remember there was a bard named [[Hays]] who used to trouble [[Ogden]] for soup and boarding in the summer months.
::''Not that the followers of [[Akarat]] knew what would come from their expansion into the [[West]]. No, the impact of that campaign would not be understood for generations, yes.
:[ping-ping]
::''In the harvest months, the sun hangs so low, it can hardly be used to mark the cardinals. You might be better off looking for the moss, growing on the north side of trees. But certainly not from a moving vehicle.
::''And certainly, some mosses are known to grow on any of a tree's basing, outside the temperate zone,.. oh... You've missed your turn! [Break sounds].
:[ping-ping]
::''Our travels together are at an end, my friend. You've reached your destination.